Meet the Characters of the Lizard Apocalypse

  • A painting of a man who looks like Ethan Alden, podcast host marooned in space.

    Ethan Alden

    Podcast host, marooned in space. No recent photo available.

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  • The Lizard King, who caused the Lizard Apocalypse that trapped Ethan Alden in space.

    The Lizard King

    Cause of the Apocalypse, ruler of Earth, born-again Christian.

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  • Justin McElroy, Travis McElroy, and Griffin McElroy with Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery, after being transformed into different versions of Paul Blart, Maul Cop.

    The Brothers Blart

    The podcasting McElroys, Tim Batt, and Guy Montgomery have a new identity.

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  • Vampire Mike posing for a portrait. Possibly renaissance artist Michelangelo, but unconfirmed.

    Vampire Mike

    Undead Los Angeles socialite, renaissance artist [unconfirmed].

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  • Barney, the Tuatara trapped onboard the [Lin Manuel] Miranda Experimental Space Station with Ethan Alden

    Barney the Tuatara

    Ethan Alden’s “pet”. Lives on the space station.

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  • Coco, lizard cosmonaut mail carrier and friend of podcaster Ethan Alden.

    Coco

    Ethan’s friend. Lizard cosmonaut and mail carrier.

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  • Zyclops lounging with a pan flute.

    Zyclops

    Extraterrestrial folk musician and homebrew hobbyist.

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  • Crab Lord.

    Crab Lord

    Crab Lord.

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  • Various creatures and people doing battle during the Lizard Apocalypse.

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